The rantings of a diseased mind, laid out for all the world to see....
Catch-up ball is in season!
Published on June 26, 2004 By DarkHawke In Entertainment
As promised, it's quick catch-up time for the books that came out last week.  It's not everything that came out, just what I read (natch!).  If you want more detail, or comments on other books, sing out.


Adventures of Superman # 629

Writer: Greg Rucka
Pencils: Renato Guedes
Inks: Edde Wagner
Colors: Tanya & Richard Horie
Quick Take: Part 3 of "Battery"; Replikon's son fights the Big S; Lois gets embedded in "Ra'eb" (Iraq, for those of you in Rio Linda).  Dunno where Rucka's going with this one, but so far it's both Replikon and his daughter down by the same shadowy figure that has his son doing the knock-down, drag-out with Supes.  Lotta fighting, but not much else, unless you like seeing both Clark and Superman acting like wimps around the new, forceful women that they each have to deal with.  Lord knows what's going on with Lois; so far it's the B-plot from hell, i.e. there's not enough in the A-plot to fill out the book so we get bored to death for six pages or so.
Recommendation: Borrow It.


Mary Jane # 1
W: Sean McKeever
P: Takeshi Miyazawa
I: Norman Lee
C: Christina Strain
Quick Take: Lame-ass girly take on the old high school cast of Spider-man characters, though oddly set in the present.  But it's not the Ultimate Spider-Man group, either, so it's WAY out of any known continuity, if that even matters for this book.  It reads like your kid sister would write a Spider-Man book, especially if she's into teen romance novels. 'Nuff said.
Recommendation:  Whip out yer Zippo and send it back to the hell it came from.


Cable & Deadpool # 4
W: Fabian Nicieza
P: Patrick Zircher
I: Rob Ross & Alan Tam of Udon
C: Shane Law & Kevin Yan of Udon
Quick Take: Part 4 of "If Looks Could Kill" series; more fighting than philosophising this chapter, and we get around to seeing how these diametrically opposed mercs can begin to work together.  Fun, but by no means enthralling.
Recommendation: Borrow It, if you like wise-cracking "heroes."


Challengers of the Unknown # 1
W & Illustration: Howard Chaykin
C: Michelle Madsen
Quick Take: Interesting if oddball new take on the old Silver Age team concept.  It shows some signs of becoming another lib diatribe book (geez, I'm so surprised).  Kinda old-fashioned art, but not bad all the same.  Madsen's colors really save the day in that respect.
Recommendation: Borrow It.


Aquaman # 19
W: Will Pfeifer
P: Patrick Gleason
I: Christian Alamy
C: Nathan Eyring
Quick Take: Part 3 of "American Tidal" series.  We at last find out the who and some of the how the creation of the now-aquatic "Sub Diego" residents.  The why is the same kind of pure junk science that gave us the movies Waterworld and The Day After Tomorrow, but since this IS the bad guy of the piece, what the hell.  Still more to come before we're finished, but I wish they'd go back and resolve the still-dangling thread of the usurpation of Arthur's throne, with Mera a drugged-up pawn of the evil magicians that took over after Atlantis was returned to the present.
Recommendation: Borrow It.


Uncanny X-Men # 445
W: Chris Clairmont
P: Alan Davis
I: Mark Farmer
C: Frank D'Armata
Quick Take:  The exploding school cliffhanger is resolved, but a new problem arises as a Borg-esque lifeform takes down several team members beneath an ancestral mansion.  Just about anything would be an uptick after Clairmont's complicity in the train wreck that was the "Tenth Circle" series recently in JLA, so this is by that means a better read.  Still, not that gripping, but Davis' art does make the whole affair pleasant to look at.
Recommendation: Borrow It, unless you MUST have every X-Book out there.


Comments
on Jun 26, 2004
Wow. As all but one of your books is labeled "Borrow it" (and the other is labeled "Burn it"), I hope you do all your comic reading from a friend's collection.
I don't read any of these books, but I've found myself having difficulty in cutting my buy-list down to size in the past. Are you experiencing similar problems? Titles that you've previously enjoyed, went downhill since then, but you still can't bring yourself to *not* get them... maybe they'll get better, and then you'll miss the good story. Maybe you'll miss your favorite character in the meantime.
Cut some chaff, dude. It's liberating.
on Jun 26, 2004
I work in a comic shop, so I have the ability to read but not buy. All of the capsule reviews are books I read at lunch. You have a point, though. It may be more helpful to just dismiss that which I don't buy, and I do buy a few books every week, the ones I'd prefer to read in a more relaxed environment, i.e. home. I did have a list of books that I did buy last week. I should pull that out and give some recommendations from that list. Hmmm. Already the self-appointed task becomes more daunting!
on Jun 26, 2004
Well, as long as each review doesn't degenerate to: "Hated it! Borrow." or somesuch. If you give relevent points as to why you disliked the book, any review of what's available can be worthwhile.
But it would be nice to hear something positive about a current comic.